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I'm 64% Dumb
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1.[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2.[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3.[X] I have choked on my own spit.
4.[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5.[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6.[x] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
7.[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
8.[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9.[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10.[ ] I've caught myself drooling.
11.[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.
12.[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
13.[x] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
14.[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
15.[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16.[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17.[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18.[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
19.[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20.[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21.[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23.[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.[x] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25.[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
26.[x] I accidentally break a lot of things.
27.[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
28.[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
29.[ ] I tilt my head to the side when I'm confused.
30.[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
31.[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
32.[X] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[Multiply your answer by 4 and that's how stupid you are...]
I´m 64% dumm
XD
2.[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3.[X] I have choked on my own spit.
4.[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5.[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6.[x] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
7.[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
8.[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9.[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10.[ ] I've caught myself drooling.
11.[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.
12.[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
13.[x] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
14.[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
15.[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16.[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17.[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18.[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
19.[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20.[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21.[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23.[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.[x] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25.[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
26.[x] I accidentally break a lot of things.
27.[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
28.[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
29.[ ] I tilt my head to the side when I'm confused.
30.[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
31.[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
32.[X] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[Multiply your answer by 4 and that's how stupid you are...]
I´m 64% dumm
XD
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DO ITT!!!
4 min read
Here´s a test..sorta thing. 
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad person]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked (i have but I don´t do this now)
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex (sister/close friend)
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend (only for their own good, I´m an honest person otherwise)
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die (I´m not a horrible person!)
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] missed curfew (what )
[x] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[x] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands (what? )
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone (what? )
[x] been called a slut (by a slut. I´m not a slut)
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper (who? )
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (by accident xD)
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x] drank and drove (oops)
[x] prank-called someone (Hell yeah! )
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
TOTAL SCORE: 76
SCORE: "I should be dead"
Haha! I sound so terrbile.... 
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad person]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked (i have but I don´t do this now)
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex (sister/close friend)
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend (only for their own good, I´m an honest person otherwise)
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die (I´m not a horrible person!)
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] missed curfew (what )
[x] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[x] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands (what? )
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone (what? )
[x] been called a slut (by a slut. I´m not a slut)
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper (who? )
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (by accident xD)
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x] drank and drove (oops)
[x] prank-called someone (Hell yeah! )
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
TOTAL SCORE: 76
SCORE: "I should be dead"
Haha!
I sound so terrbile....
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'CHEESE WILL TAKE OVER' ..if you dare..
1 min read
If you write a comment that says, "CHEESE WILL TAKE OVER", I will say:
1. Something I learned about you looking at your DA page for 13 seconds.
2. What color do you remind me of.
3. My first memory of you.
4. Something I've always wondered about you.
5. What I like the most of you.
6. I'll give you a weird name.
7. I'll tell you what it is on my shirt right now.
8. Tell you a Pokemon you remind me of
9. I'll challenge you to post this in your journal as well.
1. Something I learned about you looking at your DA page for 13 seconds.
2. What color do you remind me of.
3. My first memory of you.
4. Something I've always wondered about you.
5. What I like the most of you.
6. I'll give you a weird name.
7. I'll tell you what it is on my shirt right now.
8. Tell you a Pokemon you remind me of
9. I'll challenge you to post this in your journal as well.
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This is a Journal..
1 min read
Hello. This is a journal. I don't know what people writes in a journal. So this is the end of my journal.
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